9 Dick Cheney Myths

Many untrue things have been said about our nation's Vice President. Here's a sampling:

1. Dick Cheney eats babies for breakfast

2. George Lucas plagiarized from Dick Cheney's autobiography to create Darth Vader

3. Dick Cheney's closest living relative is the Sasquatch

4. Dick Cheney has been named sexiest man alive for the past 10 years

5. Chuck Norris fears just one thing ... Dick Cheney

6. Dick Cheney needs a fresh human heart transplant each day, which is the true reason for the war in Iraq

7. Dick Cheney is a powerful alien from the planet Xenu

8. George Bush and Dick Cheney have never been seen at the same place at the same time

9. Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face...... oh wait, this is true


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