Quotes from the Movie "Zoolander"


Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.


Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.


Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?


Zoolander: Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.


Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.


Zoolander: Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.


Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.


Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.


Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't.


Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.


Zoolander: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.


Hansel: I frickin' worship you man


Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me. And it hurt."


Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.


Hansel: I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.


Hansel: I think we should all get naked.


Mugatu: I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing!


Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!


Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!


Mugatu: They're break-dance fighting.


Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.


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