Wedding Crashers Movie Quotes

Jeremy Grey: You motorboating son of a bitch!

Jeremy Grey: I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.

Jeremy Grey: She just eyefucked the shit out of me.

Jeremy Grey: Give me a break! That was my first Asian!

Jeremy Grey: You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!

Jeremy Grey: Rule 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.

Jeremy Grey: I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!

Chazz: Goddamn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!

Chazz: I'm just livin the dream.

Chazz: It's like fishing with dynamite.

Chazz: Hey Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?

Zack: Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!

William Cleary: You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.

John Beckwith: I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!

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