Wedding Crashers Movie Quotes
Jeremy Grey: You motorboating son of a bitch!
Jeremy Grey: I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.
Jeremy Grey: She just eyefucked the shit out of me.
Jeremy Grey: Give me a break! That was my first Asian!
Jeremy Grey: You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!
Jeremy Grey: Rule 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.
Jeremy Grey: I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!
Chazz: Goddamn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!
Chazz: I'm just livin the dream.
Chazz: It's like fishing with dynamite.
Chazz: Hey Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?
Zack: Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!
William Cleary: You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
John Beckwith: I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
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