Wayne's World Movie Quotes
Wayne: Hey Garth, that was a haiku.
Garth and Wayne: We're not worthy!
Garth and Wayne: Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!
Garth and Wayne: Schwing!
Wayne: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Wayne: Exsqueeze me.
Wayne: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Wayne: I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
Garth: I'm having a good time....... NOT.
Garth: If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln
Garth: Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewwwww.
Garth: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
Garth: That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
Garth: If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
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