Van Wilder Movie Quotes

Van Wilder: Write that down.

Van Wilder: I didn't realize that I was nothing more to you than some flacid story.

Van Wilder: If he's here, who's running Hell?

Van Wilder: Those circus midgets can Not hold their booze!

Van Wilder: Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Van Wilder: Are you stalking me? Cause that would be super.

Jeannie: It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.

Jeannie: This party so rocks, Richard!
Richard: This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!

Van: Now, repeat after me. No cock pump.
Taj Mahal: No cock pump.

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