Training Day Movie Quotes

Alonzo: King Kong ain't got shit on me!

Alonzo: You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

Alonzo: Its not what you know, its what you can prove.

Alonzo: To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

Alonzo: They build jails because of me.

Alonzo: Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Alonzo: Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo: Mother fucker. You shot me in the ass.

Alonzo: Oh, you're federally fucked now.

Jake: Its not so fun when the rabbit has a gun.

Jake: That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third.

Jake: That's street justice.
Alonzo: What's wrong with street justice?
Jake: Oh, what, so just let the animals wipe themselves out, right?
Alonzo: God willing. Fuck 'em, and everybody that looks like 'em.

Bone: Jake, go ahead and bounce, homey. Get up out of here. We got your back.
Alonzo: What?
Bone: It's like that.

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