Tommy Boy Movie Quotes


Tommy: Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!


Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat.


Tommy: If I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother.


Tommy: Holy schnikees.


Tommy: That's gonna leave a mark.


Richard: He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?


Richard: I can just hear you getting fatter.


Tommy's Dad: Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.


Gas Station Worker: I'm picking up your sarcasm.
Richard: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.


Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.


Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated.
Richard: Yah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people who go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know. They're called doctors.


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