Tommy Boy Movie Quotes

Tommy: Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat.

Tommy: If I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother.

Tommy: Holy schnikees.

Tommy: That's gonna leave a mark.

Richard: He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?

Richard: I can just hear you getting fatter.

Tommy's Dad: Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

Gas Station Worker: I'm picking up your sarcasm.
Richard: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated.
Richard: Yah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people who go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know. They're called doctors.

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