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There's Something About Mary Movie QuotesStepfather: How'd you get the beans above the frank? Stepfather: Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoopass! Pat Healy: Husband; negative. Children and a Labrador; negative. Tight little package; affirmative. Ted: He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time! Magda: The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker. Mary: Who needs him? I've got a vibrator! Ted: I think I still want to look her up. Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts? Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug. Healy: No, I said buttplug. Warren: Have you seen my baseball? Paramedic: We got a bleeder! Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here? Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.
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