The Departed Movie Quotes

Colin Sullivan: You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're going to invade Poland?

Colin Sullivan: I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!

Billy Costigan: You want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor? Is that what you want?

Billy Costigan: You called this number on a dead guy's phone.

Billy Costigan: You sit there with a mass murderer. A mass murderer. Your heart rate is jacked. And your hand, steady. That's one thing I figured out about myself in prison. My hand does not shake. Ever.

Billy Costigan: There's a leak from the inside! It's real! Smoke him out!

Frank Costello: You want some coke? There it is. Don't come up until you're numb.

Frank Costello: One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

Ellerby: We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.

Dignam: I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk right off of your face.

Frank Costello: In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.

Oliver Queenan: All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there.
Ellerby: Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!

Frank Costello: The only one who can do what I do is me. A lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me?

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