Quotes from the Movie "Swingers"


Trent Walker: You're so money and you don't even know it.


Trent Walker: Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.


Trent Walker: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?


Trent Walker: Alright, fine, I'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?


Trent Walker: Um... a malt Glen Gari for me and my friend here. And, if you tell the bartender to go extra easy on the water, then this fifty cent piece has your name on it.


Trent Walker: You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.


Trent Walker: There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.


Trent Walker: Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.


Mike Peters: That was so fucking money. That was like Jedi mind shit.


Mike Peters: You tell a chick you been some place: it's like braggin' that you know how to find it.


Mike Peters: That's my hog, right there.


Mike Peters: I took out $300, but I'm only betting with $100. I can't afford any more than that, all right? Now, I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will comp us lots of free shit. That's how it works over there.


Mike Peters: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?


Rob: So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?


Rob: They went with someone who had more theme park experience. I'd kill for that job.


Rob: Don't worry about it, man. It's like, now I have my LA gun story. You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home: it's an Uzi.


Mike: Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening?
Girl at the Party: What do you drive?


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