Superbad Movie Quotes


Seth: You bitched out, fucking Judas!


Seth: Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.


Seth: She looks like she could take a dick.


Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy!


Seth: By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!


Seth: You used me as a tampon!


Seth: No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.


Seth: Shut the fuck up, Fagell!


Evan: Yeah they said that would happen in health class.


Evan: I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.


Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?


Evan: Wow that's really messed up. Supergay.


Evan: Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.


Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.


Fogell: I am McLovin!


Fogell: Booya, mothafuckas.


Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack.


Officer Michaels: Everyone prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!


Officer Slater: I'm sorry I blocked your cock.


Officer Slater: Nice mullet, asshole.


Officer Slater: Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?


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