Superbad Movie Quotes
Seth: You bitched out, fucking Judas!
Seth: Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.
Seth: She looks like she could take a dick.
Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy!
Seth: By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!
Seth: You used me as a tampon!
Seth: No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.
Seth: Shut the fuck up, Fagell!
Evan: Yeah they said that would happen in health class.
Evan: I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Evan: Wow that's really messed up. Supergay.
Evan: Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
Fogell: I am McLovin!
Fogell: Booya, mothafuckas.
Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack.
Officer Michaels: Everyone prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Officer Slater: I'm sorry I blocked your cock.
Officer Slater: Nice mullet, asshole.
Officer Slater: Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?
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