Superbad Movie Quotes

Seth: You bitched out, fucking Judas!

Seth: Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.

Seth: She looks like she could take a dick.

Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy!

Seth: By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!

Seth: You used me as a tampon!

Seth: No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.

Seth: Shut the fuck up, Fagell!

Evan: Yeah they said that would happen in health class.

Evan: I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

Evan: Wow that's really messed up. Supergay.

Evan: Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.

Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.

Fogell: I am McLovin!

Fogell: Booya, mothafuckas.

Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack.

Officer Michaels: Everyone prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

Officer Slater: I'm sorry I blocked your cock.

Officer Slater: Nice mullet, asshole.

Officer Slater: Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?

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