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Superbad Movie QuotesSeth: You bitched out, fucking Judas! Seth: Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story. Seth: She looks like she could take a dick. Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy! Seth: By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag! Seth: You used me as a tampon! Seth: No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. Seth: Shut the fuck up, Fagell! Evan: Yeah they said that would happen in health class. Evan: I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in. Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Evan: Wow that's really messed up. Supergay. Evan: Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin. Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get. Fogell: I am McLovin! Fogell: Booya, mothafuckas. Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack. Officer Michaels: Everyone prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! Officer Slater: I'm sorry I blocked your cock. Officer Slater: Nice mullet, asshole. Officer Slater: Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?
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