SportsCenter Quotes


Dan Patrick: Dare I say, en fuego.


Dan Patrick: We're going to oooooovertime.


Dan Patrick: Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann, I'm merely Dan Patrick.


Dan Patrick: Gives him the high cheese.


Dan Patrick: He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?


Linda Cohn: He's so clutch, and he doesn't even know it!


Keith Olbermann: Mr Dictionary has failed us yet again.


Keith Olbermann: I can read his lips, and he is not praying.


Keith Olbermann: I am Kaiser Soze.


Keith Olbermann: Ask not for whom the Belfour tolls, it tolls for thee.


Keith Olbermann: He beats him like a rented goalie!


Keith Olbermann: He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.


Keith Olbermann: He pulled a groin. His own we hope!


Stuart Scott: Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!


Stuart Scott: Just call him butter cause he's on a roll.


Stuart Scott: Don't hate the playa, hate the game.


Stuart Scott: Booyaa


Stuart Scott: Gettin his freak on!


Chris Berman: Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills!


Chris Berman: The Big Sombrero


Chris Berman: From the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.


Chris Berman: Do I make you Randy Johnson


Chris Berman: Say it ain't Sosa!


Chris Berman: 57 varieties of Hines Ward


Chris Berman: John "I am not a" Kruk


Chris Berman: Jeff Conine the Barbarian


Kenny Mayne: Call the hostess. Your seat is ready.


Kenny Mayne: Threecola


Kenny Mayne: He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience.


Kenny Mayne: You hang it. We bang it.


Kenny Mayne: My car costs more than your house!


Craig Kilborn: Spank me!


Craig Kilborn: The low angle spank!


Craig Kilborn: Good wood. Solid spank. Major league crank.


Craig Kilborn: Fundamentals, kids.


Craig Kilborn: Just play the game, plumber boy.


Craig Kilborn: He eyes it. He tries it. He buys it!


Craig Kilborn: Who needs gas when you've got The Diesel!


Craig Kilborn: Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!


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