SportsCenter Quotes

Dan Patrick: Dare I say, en fuego.

Dan Patrick: We're going to oooooovertime.

Dan Patrick: Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann, I'm merely Dan Patrick.

Dan Patrick: Gives him the high cheese.

Dan Patrick: He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?

Linda Cohn: He's so clutch, and he doesn't even know it!

Keith Olbermann: Mr Dictionary has failed us yet again.

Keith Olbermann: I can read his lips, and he is not praying.

Keith Olbermann: I am Kaiser Soze.

Keith Olbermann: Ask not for whom the Belfour tolls, it tolls for thee.

Keith Olbermann: He beats him like a rented goalie!

Keith Olbermann: He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.

Keith Olbermann: He pulled a groin. His own we hope!

Stuart Scott: Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!

Stuart Scott: Just call him butter cause he's on a roll.

Stuart Scott: Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Stuart Scott: Booyaa

Stuart Scott: Gettin his freak on!

Chris Berman: Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills!

Chris Berman: The Big Sombrero

Chris Berman: From the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

Chris Berman: Do I make you Randy Johnson

Chris Berman: Say it ain't Sosa!

Chris Berman: 57 varieties of Hines Ward

Chris Berman: John "I am not a" Kruk

Chris Berman: Jeff Conine the Barbarian

Kenny Mayne: Call the hostess. Your seat is ready.

Kenny Mayne: Threecola

Kenny Mayne: He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience.

Kenny Mayne: You hang it. We bang it.

Kenny Mayne: My car costs more than your house!

Craig Kilborn: Spank me!

Craig Kilborn: The low angle spank!

Craig Kilborn: Good wood. Solid spank. Major league crank.

Craig Kilborn: Fundamentals, kids.

Craig Kilborn: Just play the game, plumber boy.

Craig Kilborn: He eyes it. He tries it. He buys it!

Craig Kilborn: Who needs gas when you've got The Diesel!

Craig Kilborn: Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

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