Sopranos Quotes

Tony Soprano: There is no Mafia.

Dr Melfi: What line of work are you in?
Tony Soprano: Waste management consultant.

Tony Soprano: My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.

Tony Soprano: It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.

Silvio: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in.

Brendan Filone: So why don't you call Tony, so he can call Junior, and see if we can change the fucking channel.

Christopher: Clipping a famous rat would put me a cunt hair away from being made.

Meadow: Are you in the Mafia?

Dr Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?
Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.

Tony Soprano: I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was.

Carmela: So how was Boca?
Junior: I don't get down there enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.

Charmaine Bucco: Your mobster friend gonna do something crazy?
Artie Bucco: If I had any balls I would do it myself.

Christopher: Hey, who's fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?!

Tony Soprano: Jimmy and Pussy. Two fat fucks with black hair.

Christopher: Shut up about that!
Adriana: Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass. They don't care if you're a junkie.

Tony Soprano: I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots.

Tony Soprano: Jesus fuckin' Christ. How come every piss I take is a fuckin' news story?

Richie Aprile: You know, maybe when I'm over there, I could fuck his wife.

Tony Soprano: What is that?
Irina Peltsin: Chicken soup for the soul.
Tony Soprano: You should read Tomato Sauce for Your Ass, it's the Italian version.

Tony Soprano: Why you making me do this you fat fucking miserable piece of shit?

Silvio: She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Ralph Cifaretto: You send in an old man, what's he gonna do, gum the guy to death?

Paulie: Let's whack this cocksucker and be done with it.

Tony Soprano: You better wipe that smile off your face!

Silvio: Maybe we gotta just whack this prick.
Dr Melfi: When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Tony Soprano: Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.

Tony Soprano: I received regular beatings when I was a kid, but I'm not going around looking for some woman to hook up jumper cables to my private parts.

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