Quotes from The Simpsons
Homer: Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse.
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Apu: I've been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
Nelson: I don't know, gotta nuke something.
Nelson: We've been doing a lot of upper body work on Bart. Today let's pound his kidneys.
Principal Skinner: There's no justice like angry-mob justice.
Principal Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Bartender Chick: You said that if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk.
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things, Oh yeah!
Lenny: My eye, my doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
Apu: Yes I'm a citizen. Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I work, I work:
Comic Book Man: Worst... episode... ever.
Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
Homer: Stupid TV! Be more funny!
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I hope so
Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2 oyeah
Moleman: I was saying 'Boo-urns.'
Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
Mayor Quimby: Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
Burns: Then get me his non-union, Mexican equivalent!
Kent Brockman: This just in. Go to hell.
Ralph: Hi super nintendo Chalmers.
Chief Wiggum: Bake'm away toys.
Chief Wiggum: Seeya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with you. Otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Ralph: I bent my wookie.
Homer: To start, press any key. Where's the any key? (Homer wore a moomoo in this episode.)
Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky.
Ralph: I want to go to Bovine University. (after watching a video on how meat is made)
More Random Chimp Stuff:
The Advanced Vocabulary Quiz - Bet you don't know these words
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