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Quotes from the TV Show SeinfeldGeorge: It's not a lie, if you believe it. Kramer: I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' it! Jerry: See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them. George: I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum. Jerry: We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. (After George decides to do everything the opposite)
Jerry: Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. (After experiencing shrinkage) George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool! Multiple cast members: Gotta love the Drake! Jerry: My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law. Kramer: Well, more bad news Jerry. You know the police they found another victim of the Loper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo and it looked a lot like you.
Elaine: Get out! Soup Nazi: No soup for you! Come back, one year! Newman: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry: But I don't wanna be a pirate! George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack. Jerry: And you figured, what the hell, I'll eat some trash. Jerry: And you want to be my latex salesman. I don't think so!
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