Rounders Movie Quotes

Mike McDermott: If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker

Mike McDermott: We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.

Mike McDermott: It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Mike McDermott: I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

Mike McDermott: The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.

Mike McDermott: Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker every year? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?

Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!

Teddy KGB: Want a cookie?

Teddy KGB: He beat me. Straight up. Pay him, pay that man his money.

Teddy KGB: In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Gramma: Enough is enough, Teddy. Finish the fucking kid off.
Teddy KGB: Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

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