Risky Business Movie Quotes
Joel: All I'm saying is - walk like a man.
Joel: It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
Joel: You know what he said afterwards? He said the lady had knowledge. He was glad to get the knowledge. Do you know why? Because college women can smell ignorance; like dog shit.
Joel: My name is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.
Joel: Lock the door when you leave, Glenn. If you read me, grunt twice!
Lana: Let's make love on a real train.
Guido: Hey Joel! Here's to your future as a businessman. Cause God knows, you're gonna need it.
Joel's Mom: Just use your best judgement. We trust you.
Joel: So is this Guido guy, he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?
Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
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