Reno 911 Quotes

Lt. Dangle: I think I'm just flat out drunk.

Deputy Garcia: Criminals are the vomit of society and we are the sawdust.

Deputy James Garcia: God vomited and there was Jackie.

Deputy Jones: Sir, I will not hesistate to beat your ass with your own shoe!

Deputy Raineesha Williams: White people are crazy.

Lt. Dangle: I don't mean any disrespect, but fuck firemen!

Lt. Dangle: Do not call me Mr.Chickenhole under any circumstances!

Terry: Have you ever had skittles? They're like pure sugar!

Deputy Clementine Johnson: I don't know why everyone around here gets a boner every time the FBI comes in. All they do is wear suits and handle the fluids of dead people. That's not sexy to me.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Garcia has a daughter? I had no idea. I had no idea. I would imagine, she must have a humpback or something?

Deputy Wiegel: If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.

Deputy Jones: First OJ, then Kobe, now Jonesy! I didn't do anything!

Deputy Wiegel: As far as joining the FBI is concerned, let me put it this way; I failed a test to get in a book club.

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