Police Academy Movie Quotes
Mahoney: Never fool with a fuzz ball.
Mahoney: Thank you sir. I make everybody sick.
Mahoney: It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces.
Captain Harris: Move out, maggots!
Captain Harris: You'll never get away with this, you twobit scum!
Captain Harris: This is not a spawning pool.
Hightower: Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.
Hightower: If I could rip out the belly of a yak.
Laverne: What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?
Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
Tackleberry: Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
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