Nip Tuck Quotes


Sean: For years, I've been transforming other people. Starting today, I'm transforming myself.


Kimber: I don't want to be pretty. I want to be better. I want to be perfect.


Liz: Ass implants. What will they think of next?


Sean: Tell me what you don't like about yourself.


Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?


Kit: Porn's for fat kids.


Sean: Wake up, Christian! Our coddling and laisse-faire attitude led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals!


Christian: You lubricate acid. If I stuck my dick in you, it would sizzle off.


The Carver: Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.


Christian: You're like herpes. Every time I feel like I'm getting my life back, I have a Gina outbreak.


Sister: The pain of the flesh doesn't compare to the pain of the soul, Dr. Troy.


Gina: Just because I'm carrying Satan's baby doesn't mean I need to marry the father.


Christian: I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!


Sean: Unfortunately, we live in a world where smooth thighs matter.


Christian: I laughed, I cried, I came.


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