Nacho Libre Movie Quotes

Nacho: Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

Nacho: Those guys were a couple a woosies.

Nacho: I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Sister Encarnacion: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him, and he is a false idol.
Nacho: Whatever.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Nacho: I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

Esqueleto: Summon your eagle powers!

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