Mean Girls Movie Quotes

Cady: I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

Cady: They think we're weirdly religious or something.

Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

Cady: Grool. I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.

Cady: I'm thinking of joining the Mathletes.

Gretchen: Regina says she doens't want to hang out with you because you're such a slut.

Gretchen: I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.

Damien: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Damien: She sits next to me in English. Last week, she asked me how to spell "orange".

Damien: You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.

Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Miss Norbury:: Well, this has been sufficiently awkward.

Regina: I was half a virgin when I met him.

Regina: Is butter a carb?

Regina: Boo, you whore!

Janis: This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.

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