Me Myself and Irene Movie Quotes


Charlie: You said you'd eat whale blubber


Hank: The guy is like origami, he folds under pressure.


Hank: Yeah, and this is my fist and it doesn't take much for me to start throwing it around!


Hank: Hey, I'm Charlie Bailygates. Want to see my weasel?


Hank: Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.


Hank: Punch me in the face!


Hank: Ever been bitch slapped?


Hank: Free hot dogs here. All you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!


Hank: Wrong answer, and the name's Hank, fuckface.


Officer Stubie: Would someone please get this chicken out of my ass?


Irene: You should be furious. I just dropped kicked you right in the face.
Charlie: Hey, it happens.


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