Quotes from the TV Show MacGyver

MacGyver: Trouble just never lets up, does it?

MacGyver: You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything.

MacGyver: Egg whites are good for a lot of things - lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators.

MacGyver: Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right.

MacGyver: Old Minnesota wisdom - if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable.

MacGyver: Like the magician said, a little misdirection never hurt.

MacGyver: The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways.

MacGyver: A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot.

MacGyver: If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.

Murdoc: (pretending to be Macgyver) I could fix this if I just had some duct tape.

Murdoc: Better death through chemistry, that's what I always say.

Murdoc: Goodbye, MacGyver. Rest in pieces!

Murdoc: Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.

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