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Liar Liar Movie QuotesFletcher: I can't lie! Fletcher: Stop breaking the law, asshole! Fletcher: Audrey, good news, both my legs are broken so they can't take me straight to jail. Fletcher: The pen is blue! The pen is blue! Fletcher: What is wrong with me? I'm getting what I deserve. I'm reaping what I sow. Fletcher: I'm so glad my gift could bring them closer together. My plan to completely phase myself out is almost complete! Max: I wish for just one day, dad couldn't tell a lie. Max: Is wrestling real? Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no. Secretary: Do you like my new dress? Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head! Audrey: Well, what were you doing? Fletcher: Having sex! Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone very special! Fletcher: No, see that's the thing, I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could get ahead by making her squeal. Fletcher: I was hoping after being married to me you'd have no more strength left. Audrey: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were. Man in Bathroom: What the hell are you doing? Fletcher: I'm kicking my own ass! Guy in office: Hey, Fletcher, how's it hanging? Fletcher: Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
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