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Knocked Up Movie QuotesBen Stone: Steely Dan can gargle my balls. Ben Stone: I will fuck my bong. Doggie-style, for once. Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye. Ben Stone: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. Jonah: I'm going to murderball you! Jonah: Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate. Jonah: Cya, Scorcese on coke. Martin: Fuck me in the beard. Martin: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls? Jonah: I bet you do, late John Lennon. Sadie: I googled murder. Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room! Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gaybe Ruth. Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
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