Quotes from the Movie "Kindergarten Cop"

John Kimble: I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

John Kimble: I'm detective John Kimble.

John Kimble: It's not a tumor!

John Kimble: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

John Kimble: I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

John Kimble: STOP IT!

John Kimble: SHUT UP!

John Kimble: Take it BACK!

John Kimble: I'm the party pooper.

John Kimble: You hit the kid, I hit you!

John Kimble: Stop whining!

Kid in Class: Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Woman Detective: Well...you tought them the basics. That's important.

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