Joe Dirt Movie Quotes

Joe Dirt: I thought I had broken my ass bone.

Joe Dirt: Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

Joe Dirt: When bad pets go bad, dang.

Joe Dirt: Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it.

Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Zander Kelly: What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Buffalo Bob: It puts the lotion on it's skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

Robby: You all right Dirt?
Joe Dirt: Yeah, I'm cool.
Robby: No you're not.

Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Jill: Sure would. Do you want to go back to my place?
Joe Dirt: Sure do.

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