Jerry Maguire Movie Quotes

Jerry: Show me the money!

Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

Jerry: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

Jerry: Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm.

Jerry: I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.

Jerry: He said that? He said I don't understand what it means to be a black person? I am Mister black people!

Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire. My agent. You are my ambassador of kwan!

Rod Tidwell: See, man, that's the difference between us. You think we're fighting, I think we're finally talking!

Dorothy: You had me at hello.

Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.

Jerry: I'm Jerry Maguire.
Laurel: You seem just the way I pictured you. I'm her disapproving sister Laurel.
Jerry: Honesty. Thank you.

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