It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes


Dennis: I banged your girlfriend.


Charlie: Hey, nobody minds if I do a little dancing right now, do they?


Dennis: I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.


Mac: Looking for that new hotspot to spot that stud? Well Paddy's Irish Pub has plugged that hole.


Mac: This music sounds like whales raping each other!


Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.


Frank: The slaves are gone. They were bringing me down.


Charlie: Still kinda wish you didn't shoot me.


Mac: Do you represent the Lollypop Guild, Charlie?


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