Quotes from the Movie "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle"

Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

Harold: Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.
Officer Palumbo: Hey! NPH wouldn't do that!

Kumar: So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.

Kumar: Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Kumar: Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?

Kumar: Thank you, come again.

Harold: (while considering whether to ride the cheetah) This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Freakshow: Who wants first reach around?

Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.

Harold: Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my noise hair with those.
Kumar: Dude, I have been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.

Kumar: (talking about the show Doogie Howser) So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.

Harold: I want that.
Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Harold: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Kumar: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Harold: We gotta go to White Castle.
Kumar: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

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