Happy Gilmore Movie Quotes
Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch. (speaking to Bob Barker)
Happy Gilmore: I hate that clown.
Happy Gilmore: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive.
Shooter: Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
Shooter: Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore.
Shooter: Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.
Shooter: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
Donald: Hey Gilmore! You suck, you Jackass!
Grandma: What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, She got hit by a car, she's dead.
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball in the hole!
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time!
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