Quotes from the Movie Half Baked

Bob Saget as a drug addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Scarface: Abracadabra, B!

Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGyver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGyver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGyver Smoker: Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

Thurgood Jenkins: If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?

Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed, love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

Kenny: I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!

Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!

Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.

Brian: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!

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