Grey's Anatomy Quotes


Burke: This is a men's room. Either whip one out, or close the door.


Cristina: If I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Meredith: Not if you make it look like an accident.


Meredith: You don't know this yet, but life isn't supposed to be like this. It's not supposed to be this hard.


Cristina: OK, I'm in.
Meredith: I am so not involved in this.
Cristina: Meredith, this is Fight Club, nobody talks about it.


Meredith: But why did you swallow 10 doll heads?
Patient: Because 11 would have been too much.


Derek: Addison kissed me. Meredith kissed me. My girlfriend and my wife kissed me on the same day.
Bailey: McDreamy, go sit by someone who cares.


George: I'm in the woods. With shotguns and liquor and car talk. It's like Deliverance out here!


George: Today I committed bird murder and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get bonus points for showing up at all.
Cristina: I brought booze.


Cristina: Okay, seriously, if you are that lonely, there are excellent vibrators. I can give you a catalog.


George: My dad's a truck driver, my mom's a teacher. If the evening news shows me crossing a picket line, they'll outlive me just to pee on my grave.


Izzie: McDreamy's McSister's McBitchy!


Derek: Four sisters! Four sisters! Not one brother - and you wonder why I don't call more.


Bailey: I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not going to change.


Meredith: Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass, and if I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I would Kevorkian her with my bare hands.


Cristina: It's like candy, but with blood, which is sooo much better.


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