Good Will Hunting Movie Quotes


Will: You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.


Will: Yeah, let's do it, I'm pumped! Let's let the healing begin.


Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.


Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.


Sean: See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.


Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?


Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.


Chuckie: Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still living here, coming over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still working construction, I'll fucking kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fucking kill you.


Chuckie: So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.


Sean: I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.


Chuckie: You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in.


Sean: Look, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you do it at home with a moist towel?


Lambeau: Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.


Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous.


Gay Psychologist: No more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more bollyhoo.


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