Top George W Bush Quotes

A man so eloquent, he became President of the United States

"...I don't need to be subliminabable.."
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating me."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."

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