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Full Metal Jacket Movie QuotesGunnery Sergeant Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine Private Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? Private Joker: The dead have been covered with lime. The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive. Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that. Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Not just this minute! Me so horny. Me love you long time. Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. Animal Mother: Fuck you Cowboy, fuck all of you assholes! Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man! Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows.
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