Full Metal Jacket Movie Quotes


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!


Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine


Private Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


Private Joker: The dead have been covered with lime. The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.


Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.


Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Not just this minute! Me so horny. Me love you long time.


Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.


Animal Mother: Fuck you Cowboy, fuck all of you assholes!


Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows.


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