Ferris Bueller's Day Off Movie Quotes

Ben Stein as Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Ferris Bueller: Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller: If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.

Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller: This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.

Ferris Bueller: They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

Ferris Bueller: Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all be all of human existence. She won't respect him, because you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Cameron Frye: Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!

Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Cameron Frye: Call me Sir, goddamn it!

Jeanie Bueller: Bite the big one, junior.

Jeanie Bueller: Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.

Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Ed Rooney:: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.

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