Fast Times at Ridgemont High Movie Quotes

Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!

Brad Hamilton: Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful, 4-door luxury sedan is all mine.

Brad Hamilton: Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore?

Mike Damone: I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

Mike Damone: Look at you, member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm telling you, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Mike Damone: Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Spicoli: You Dick!

Spicoli: Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

Spicoli: Hey bud, let's party!

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