Fahrenheit 9/11 Movie Quotes


Michael Moore: Not even Ricky Martin could fly.


Michael Moore: The FBI was coming to see Barry, and they weren't there to jazzercise.


Michael Moore: Okay, let me see if I've got this straight, old guys in the gym: bad. Peace groups in Fresno: bad. Breast milk: really bad. But matches and lighters on the plane, hey, no problem.


Michael Moore: You can understand why the police needed to spy on a group like Peace Fresno. Just look at them! A gathering of terrorists if I ever saw one.


Michael Moore: I couldn't believe that virtually no member of Congress had read the Patriot Act before voting on it. So I decided that the only patriotic thing to do, was for me to read it to them.


Michael Moore: (about Bush) He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went - on vacation.


GW Bush: I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now, watch this drive.


GW Bush: What an impressive crowd: the haves, and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite, I call you my base.


GW Bush: Sure a dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier.


GW Bush: They're not happy they're occupied. I wouldn't be happy if I were occupied either.


Britney Spears: I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.


Lila Lipscomb: The ignorance of everyday people killed my son.


Marine Recruiter: You ever thought about bein' a Marine, man?
Recruit: I thought about it, but I got a wife and kid now.
Marine Recruiter: Even more reason to join.


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