Eurotrip Movie Quotes

Scott: They really are the worst twins ever.

Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!

Jenny: Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
Scott: Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks.

Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

Cooper: So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?

Cooper: All right. Stay black, Bert.

Scott: What happened to you last night?

Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome.

Italian Guy: This is one crazy Pope!

Fiona: Scotty, it's not you, it's me. Oh wait, there I go lying again. Wait, it "was" you!

Donny: I did her on his birthday.

Scott: There are so many - penises.
Jamie: Frommer's tried to tell you. But you just didn't listen.
Cooper: This is the biggest sausage fest on earth.
Scott: It's the International House of Sausage.

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