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Eurotrip Movie QuotesScott: They really are the worst twins ever. Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came! Jenny: Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore. Scott: Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks. Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man! Cooper: So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly? Cooper: All right. Stay black, Bert. Scott: What happened to you last night? Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome. Italian Guy: This is one crazy Pope! Fiona: Scotty, it's not you, it's me. Oh wait, there I go lying again. Wait, it "was" you! Donny: I did her on his birthday. Scott: There are so many - penises. Jamie: Frommer's tried to tell you. But you just didn't listen. Cooper: This is the biggest sausage fest on earth. Scott: It's the International House of Sausage.
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