Quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Guy in Restaurant: Kick his ass seabass

Lloyd: Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

Lloyd: Good bye my looooove!

Lloyd: You are one pathetic loser!

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: Look at the buns on that.
Lloyd: Yea, he must work out.

Harry: Brrrrrr... It's so cold!
Lloyd: Here, maybe you should have this extra pair of gloves.. my hands are getting kinda sweaty!
Harry: You had...these gloves...all this time...and you never told me!?
Lloyd: Duh! Yeah! We're in the Rockies!
Harry: I'm gonna kill you Lloyd!
(Harry grabs Lloyd and starts strangling him)
Lloyd: EeKk! Harry! Your Hands are freezing!

Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Cop: Pull over!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

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