Dodgeball Movie Quotes


White Goodman: Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!


White Goodman: That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago.


White Goodman: It's a metaphor. But that actually happened.


White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!


White Goodman: Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society.


White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris!


White Goodman: Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn.


White Goodman: I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.


White Goodman: Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokie Jokemaker.


Peter LaFleur: I'd love to, but I don't think they make a "Sorry Your Dodgeball Coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.


Peter LaFleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris.


Peter LaFleur: Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are.


Peter LaFleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I got to tell you it feels phenomenal.


Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!


Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!


Patches O'Houlihan: Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you.


Patches O'Houlihan: Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.


Patches O'Houlihan: Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.


Pepper: That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!


Dwight: We're gonna get our taints handed to us, that's what!


Steve the Pirate: Bollocks!


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