Quotes from the Movie Dazed and Confused

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

Wooderson: Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man.

Wooderson: All right, all right, all right

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson: I love them redheads.

Ron Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Don Dawson: When I get to college I'm gonna be like bang.....bang...bang,bang,bang

Pink: Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Tony: Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.

Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Mike: It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother fucker.
Tony: Okay Mike.

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