Clueless Movie Quotes



Cher: Old people can be so sweet.


Cher: As if!


Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.


Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.


Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!


Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.


Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Dionne Davenport: Hello! There was a stop sign.
Cher Horowitz: I totally paused.


Cher Horowitz: Hey! You know about this stuff. I wanna do something good for humanity.
Josh Lucas: How about sterilization?


Cher: Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.


Tai: You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?
Cher: I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.


Amber Mariens: Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne Davenport: Well, there goes your social life.


Cher: You are such a brown-noser.
Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades?
Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.


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