Quotes from the Movie "Clerks"
Randal Graves: And I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.
Randal Graves: Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
Randal Graves: Bunch of savages in this town.
Randal Graves: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.
Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Dante Hicks: I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
Dante Hicks: I'm not the type of person who will disrupt things just so I can shit comfortably.
Dante Hicks: 37?!? I'm 37?!?
Dante Hicks: Great, everytime I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!
Jay: What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
Jay: I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.
Jay: I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.
Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
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