Quotes from The Chappelle Show

Dave Chappelle: You see, I think beer just brings out the animal in ya. Now, I know that beer companies sponsor the show, I ain't talking about them. Them shits is delicious.

As Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch!

As Rick James: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

As Clayton Bigsby: Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

As Clayton Bigsby: Don't let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel. If you have hate in your heart let it out.

As Tron: Hey Chad!...I had sex with Katie too, man.

As Tron: Katie got some big ass titties.

Buc Nasty: I thought you could use it to repair a catastrophe you call a hairstyle!

As Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... for-shizzle.

As Gary Coleman: What you talkin bout, bitch?"

As Howard Dean: You know something? We're not just gonna go to to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin. We're gonna go to New York! We're gonna to Vermont! We're gonna go to Oregon! We're gonna go to Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania! We're going to Cancun for spring break! We're gonna go to Montreal! We're going to Vancouver! I'm going all over the world and then I'm coming all the way to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! BYAAAH! BYAAAH! I will kick open the door in the oval office and I will chop that motherfucking desk in half, BYAAAH! And then I'll grab the secret service like this and put him in a headlock and say BYAAAH! Then I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. I'm gonna grab my wife like this and be like BYAAAH! Then I'm gonna to wash up, wash off, and I'm gonna be like this BYAAAH! Good night.

As Lil' Jon: Hahaha, that depends, doctor. How do you define... Drugs?

As Tyrone Biggums: Kids, Drugs are all around you. How will I know when drugs are around me? You might be asking. Well I'll Tell ya. Use them magic markers what you think them is, some kind of crayon, no. Sniff it and you will get high.

As Tyrone Biggums: It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine, and some baking soda, and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon. Whoever sells this, is gonna be RICH!

As Tyrone Biggums: Is this the 5:00 free crack giveaway?!

Rick James: Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Wayne Brady: Gimme ya damn sandwich!

Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of this car...and choke a bitch.

Wayne Brady: "I'm Wayne Brady bitch!"

Charlie Murphy, as Tyree: "My name's Tyree, and yeah; I went to prison."


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