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Caddyshack Movie QuotesTy Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that. Al Czervik: This place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish! Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies. Spalding Smails: Doodie! Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. Judge Smails: How about a Fresca? Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Mrs. Smails: Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Carl Spackler: Bark like a dog. Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake... Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it. Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college. Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia. Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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