Quotes from the Movie "Borat"

Borat: We support your war of terror.

Borat: Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore!... NOT!

Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!

Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat: May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.

Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhin? Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Teenager: What kinda music you listen to?
Borat: I uh like a very much Korki Buchek you know Korki Buchek?
Borat: Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* *click-click* Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click*

Borat: When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

Borat: Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat: This suit is NOT BLACK!

Borat: My moustache still tastes of your testes!

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