Boiler Room Movie Quotes

Greg Weinstein: Don't pitch the bitch.

Seth: What do you mean, you're gonna pass? Alan, the only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks and I don't see a number on your back.

Seth: Its strange to think how that knock changed everything, everything, hey don't get me wrong here, I don't believe in fate, I believe in odds

Jim Young: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.

Jim Young: There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if.

Jim Young: You become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years. I'm gonna repeat that - you will make a million dollars.

Richie: Get the fuck out of here before I put you in a mayonnaise jar.

Jim Young: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

Greg: Now, now, listen to me. Even though you're not actually selling stock yet, I want you to remember the code we have here, okay? Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?
Seth: Yeah.
Greg: Okay, do you remember 'ABC'?
Seth: Yeah. 'Always be closing.'
Greg: That's right. 'Always be closing.' 'Telling's not selling.' That's the attitude you wanna have, okay.

Seth: I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work.

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